Friday, January 16, 2009
May the force be with you
Greetings, earthlings. I come in peace. May the force be with you.
I have this excellent idea! You know SYF and Sec 2, 3 and 4 are really trying times, right? So, what do we need most? Hope! We need to believe in what we do so it doesn't become a chore and we don't give up hope! So my brilliant plan is: If we ever see anyone who's sad or angry and basically thinks life is bad, say "May the Force be with you". Hahahaha. I'm going to do that from now on.
We will not be remembered by our words, but by our kind deeds.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath.
Today I wish you a day of ordinary miracles ~
A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself.
An unexpected phone call from an old friend.
Green stoplights on your way to work.
The fastest line at the grocery store.
A good sing-along song on the radio.
Your keys found right where you left them.
And most of all;
A lame joke to share to bring a smile to your face. :)
SURGEON TALKFive surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.
The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
The second replied, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”
The third added, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth one boasted, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.”
Fifth surgeon said, “I like Engineers. . . they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end…”
Hahaha.
Grace
IJ Trombones | 8:08 PM
